• 27th January
    2012
  • 27
johnwatsonandunwaveringloyalty: fuckyeahretailrobin: [Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “N/A” Bottom Text: “The Retail Voice”] ——- Okay, we all do it. You know the one: higher, sweeter, more apologetic? The one where they can HEAR your smile? THAT’S the Retail Voice. Oh the retail voice. Forever making people think I’m actually super nice and am always willing to take your shit. Yeah no. Oh hey, I have this This is the voice I can say “go fuck yourself” in and people won’t realise for three whole minutes that I didn’t say a nice thing at all

johnwatsonandunwaveringloyalty:

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “N/A”

Bottom Text: “The Retail Voice”]

——-

Okay, we all do it. You know the one: higher, sweeter, more apologetic? The one where they can HEAR your smile? THAT’S the Retail Voice.

Oh the retail voice. Forever making people think I’m actually super nice and am always willing to take your shit. Yeah no.

Oh hey, I have this

This is the voice I can say “go fuck yourself” in and people won’t realise for three whole minutes that I didn’t say a nice thing at all

(via jimmoriartyandonyourkneespet)

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  4. ptorydactyle reblogged this from fuckyeahretailrobin and added:
    tell myself that I don’t have one… But I do. It’s just not as bad as most other retail workers that I know.
  5. ravenclawwolf reblogged this from fuckyeahretailrobin and added:
    Oh shit. I’m not even...front lines, haven’t been there that long, and I already have
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  8. jambammer reblogged this from fuckyeahretailrobin and added:
    so bad. It’s ridiculously sweet...cheery. It makes me sick.
  9. dinglehoppersaplenty reblogged this from everinyourfavor and added:
    I DO IT ALL THE TIME AND ALL OF MY FRIENDS MAKE FUN OF ME FOR IT.
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    ASDFGHAKDHSD MY RADISSON VOICE!
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  22. juliado reblogged this from fuckyeahretailrobin and added:
    No comment necessary.
  23. cthuluvillage reblogged this from joseethefirst and added:
    The patronizing voice. Ooooooooooooh yes.
  24. joseethefirst reblogged this from getthesaltnburn and added:
    LOL, not just in retail! It’s well used in the museums as well!
  25. lessonsinlycanthropy reblogged this from tomigiru
  26. tomigiru reblogged this from getthesaltnburn and added:
    My mother on the phone for Costumer Service It’s slightly terrifying.
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    Oh hey, I have this This is the voice I can say “go fuck yourself” in and people won’t realise for three whole minutes...
  28. jimmoriartyandonyourkneespet reblogged this from fuckyeahretailrobin and added:
    Oh the retail voice. Forever making people think I’m actually super nice...am always...
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    Voice was pretty bad when I first started my job… it was so sugary sweet that honey was practically dripping off my...
  34. swashbuckling reblogged this from fuckyeahretailrobin and added:
    an unappetizing medical condition, i really don’t have much of a voice right now—but i
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